With Apologies To Letterman...

When we started these blogs, I wrote how I never really understood the concept or why "blogging" was so popular. I also mentioned how my blog would probably be the lamest out there. But that gives me no excuse for not updating this page in over a month. To those of you who have checked backed often only to find no update, I give you my Top Reasons For Not Updating My Blog. Not as funny as Letterman's, but I bet if you took away his team of 10 writers he wouldn't be as funny either.

Rob Lucas Top Reasons For NOT Updating His Blog:

10. It's been just too nice outside to sit in front of a computer and type

9. I talk about myself on the air 20 hours a week; you really think I have
anything leftover to put on here?

8. I was busy standing "Under My ‘Umbrella’ with Rihanna

7. Why the hell are you people so interested in my life? Get away from the computer,
live your life and make something happen!

6. Not updating my blog until the new peace bridge is built

5. Not updating my blog until the Aud is torn down

4. Sat down to update blog many times over the past two months, but somehow
always ended up playing Madden 2007

3. I've tried 10 times to get the spacing on this list right, and it won't come out even!

2. Was busy helping Tim Tielman take down his Christmas tree. No wait that’s not
possible, Tim doesn’t want to take anything down. (for those who don't know, Tim is
the preservationist /obstructionist who is against progress of any kind)

1. I was just too damn lazy